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Toilet graffiti - 01
Here I lie in stinky
vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Toilet graffiti - 02
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Toilet graffiti - 03
Some come here to sit
and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.
Toilet graffiti - 04
(Written high upon the
wall)
If you can piss above this line,...
the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
Toilet graffiti - 05
(Sign posted in a
bathroom)
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Toilet graffiti - 06
(Seen above a urinal)
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Toilet graffiti - 07
Scratched into the
paint of the condom-dispensing machine were
these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Toilet graffiti - 08
(On the inside of a
toilet door)
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance
Toilet graffiti - 09
"$1.49 - All You
Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
toilet)
Toilet graffiti - 10
(A sign I saw at a
swimming pool once)
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
Toilet graffiti - 11
(Another sign seen at a swimming pool)
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Toilet graffiti - 12
(In the men's room at
a Burger King restaurant)
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Toilet graffiti - 13
(Sign seen at a
restaurant)
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food......... please aim properly.
Toilet graffiti - 14
(Here's one seen above
a urinal)
look up
look up
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
Toilet graffiti - 15
(Written above a
urinal)
Why are you looking up here ? Are you ashamed of it?
Toilet graffiti - 16
Some people come here
to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Toilet graffiti - 17
Here I sit so broken
hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
how much longer must I linger
before I have to use my finger
Toilet graffiti - 18
Those who write on
shithouse walls,
Roll their shit in little balls,
Those who read these lines of wit,
Eat those little balls of shit.
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